[I] Played a little softball, but there was nowhere on the field it was safe for me to be.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There comes a time when all the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place - and the universe opens itself up for a few seconds to show you what's possible.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Baseball games are like snowflakes and fingerprints, no two are ever alike.

Hardly anybody recognizes the most significant moments of their life at the time they happen.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

Whoever dare dream, must do much activity to realize the dream.

Don't be fooled. I kept all my workout clothes in that top hat.

I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

A shamefaced man makes a bad beggar.

My goal is to be a great-looking 70-year-old! I won't mind being 70, but I want people to say, "You're 70?"

No man should attempt to teach others what he has never learned himself

The standards of judgment must be rooted in the whys and wherefores of life as it is lived, the world as it is, not our wished-for fantasy of the world as it should be.

Why must she dress that way? I think she's confused about her gender.

You can't really give away anything in your book ... should be exciting, it's my life, and I'm a cool and exciting guy.

To whom God will, there be the victory.