I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

The challenge is to just focus on what's actually happening, focus on the people who get it, and focus on the people who are listening.

No one can depute authority. It comes too much from personal accidents, and too little from reason or law to be handed over to others.

You can complete a project by dropping it.

People question me coming through the American frontier these days. They ask, "What's your occupation?" I say, "I'm just a simple gardener." And that is deeply seditious.

I didn't know love felt like this, like turning into brightness.

Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.

I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11.

It is better to rely on yourself than on your friends.

With my eyes turned to the past, I walk backwards into the future.