I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

All this wondering was the weather vane on top of the building of unrest and of discontent

By nature you are a manifesting machine!

People don’t die so the universe can gauge your reaction. They die because life is finite.

The Appreciation Meditation is the first step towards allowing and encouraging your inner nature to come to the surface of your mind.

We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat.

The first time I met Bill Clinton was actually 1988.

America was and is the immigrant's dream.

Weetzie wished she could shake blue glitter around all of them - keeping them sparkling and safe.

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?

But, if I sample this pleasure so prudently and circumspectly, it will no longer be a pleasure.