I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

Every shot makes someone happy.

No two countries that both had McDonald's had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald's

Good fantasy fiction: ... explores real human conditions through fantastic metaphors which universalize the characters' individual experiences to speak personally to us all.

My Words Are For The Ones Who Get It, Rest Forget It !

The No. 1 impediment to women succeeding in the workforce is now in the home.

If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.

My parents were very supportive and always encouraged us. My father was a gentle, nice man. My mother was quite a colourful character and a keen reader who encouraged me to write.

Food is about being happy - at a table, thats probably where we spend most of our happiest hours.

Pride and resentment are not indigenous to the human heart; and perhaps it is due to the gardener's innate love of the exotic that we take such pains to make them thrive".

So while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone And defecating on your microphone.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.