I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

No one can grant you happiness. Happiness is a choice we all have the power to make.

That would be the greatest misfortune of all! -- To find a man agreeable whom one is determined to hate! -- Do not wish me such an evil.

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.

We are here to heal, not harm. We are here to love, not hate. We are here to create, not destroy.

All man's troubles come from not knowing how to sit still in one room.

I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.

The slave trade was globalism. Why people insist that globalism, after its hideous history, is a good thing, I do not know.

If you're looking for inner peace from the outside world, you're not going to get that. The inner peace starts with looking at you from the inside.

Adults who enter into public life implicitly consent to having less privacy, but their families - especially their children - should not be treated callously or thoughtlessly.

The fruit of love is service, which is compassion in action.