I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I function because I am on drugs.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"..."Sadie, " My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.

I also like ladies. And not as in shopping buddies, but in the carnal sense.

News represents another form of advertising, not liberal propaganda.

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

Just like zillions of children, album covers educated and informed me, and certainly did I later transpose organically, rather than by intent, those principles both in fashion design and photography.

I find that usually when I watch something like horror film, I'm constantly thinking no, it's not going to happen.

He wished he had some kind of X-ray vision for the human heart.

Romney still enjoys the Republicans' traditional advantage among voters who are veterans, but the Obama campaign is confident it can chip away at that.

If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage.