I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

I love to be able to support other women comics.

We have created a culture of leadership "development" in the Church at the expense of ignore the ministry of the Church to making disciples.

I didn't look up and say, "Oh, man, if I learn how to play a guitar I could make not much money, but I'd make a decent living like Eric Clapton or somebody." There wasn't nothing like that out there.

You can't always win arguments as a writer, but you have to just go ahead and say, well, I'm doing it that way anyway.

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

The very purpose of life is to reach the highest possible flowering.

However, I believe that it would be difficult to have legitimate scientists agree to participate.

I love being outdoors, being in the mountains and the desert, and my wife enjoys that too. That's one of the things that sustain our relationship.

That's the magic of filmmaking, to draw the audience into an exotic world and keep them there and keep the suspense.

You get to a certain age, and you feel the need to reward yourself just for existing.

Truffles must come to the table in their own stock and as you break open this jewel sprung from a poverty-stricken soil, imagine - if you have never visited it - the desolate kingdom where it rules.