I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy.

I'll find you. There is no place in this world you can hide from me. I'm watching.Love, Dimitri

Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty?

When something is finished, it cannot be possessed. Nothing can be possessed but the struggle.

It is better to struggle pursuing what matters than to excel at achieving the inconsequential.

We are living in a new age of energy supply anxiety.

I am a bit evangelical, I know, but performance-capture is still misunderstood.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Americans who value freedom had better be more concerned about the gun control crowd than the criminals. The criminals want your money. The Neo-Totalitarians want your freedom.

Without satyagraha carried out in the proper spirit, there is no victory, no Swaraj.

We cannot change past events, no matter how painful, but we can always intend how we 'feel' about them and heal ourselves.