I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

There's no point in being an unhappy success, and there's not much sense in being a happy failure either.

Every creative person can draft into service those around them who exhibit the right mixture of intelligence, insight, and grace.

I didn't expect such a huge reaction, but I knew I was doing something different to everything else that was happening at the time.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Sun always finds a way to give its light; truth always finds a way to show its face!

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

I was raised to believe that God has a plan for everyone and that seemingly random twists of fate are all a part of His plan.

I have tried to bring about better communication between people. I believe that humanitarian photography is like economics. Economy is a kind of sociology, as is documentary photography.

To fear the Lord is to be overwhelmed with wonder before the greatness of God and his love.

People unconsciously want to reveal their inner urges.