I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

Love what matters in a world that loves itself.

May our words blaze the way to our future

It’s tragic how the lack of imagination so often shapes our defeat.

Being here to witness the beauty, to learn, to be astonished, to love - is enough. Being able to create in addition is a delightful honour.

In some ways, what I need is a wife.

It's one of the most important things in life to provide someone with a job.

I don't usually purge myself by writing anything about any type of quote, so-called, relationships.

Basketball is just a platform for me to inspire people.

Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.