I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Salvation not shared, is salvation wasted.

Benedict sets up a community, a family. And families, the honest among us will admit, are risky places to be if perfection is what you are expecting in life.

I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.

Lincoln began to emerge from his funk by helping a coworker who looked up to him out of a funk of his own.

Many people go through life complaining, whining, and obsessing so much about what they don’t have that they are doing exactly what it takes to block it.

Reason is the enemy of faith.

It is possible to invent a house still more convenient and luxurious than we have...but shall we always study to obtain more of these things, and not sometimes to be content with less?

... life is a comedy far darker than drama. It just takes time to learn what to smile at.

He who boasts of his pedigree praises that which does not belong to him.

Ozorne, my precious, where are you? - Rikash Moonsword