I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

I hate nobody except Hitler--and that is professional.

Love, peace and soul.

This Moses, I say, this man of old time, whose existence and character you are trying to elucidate, matters to nobody but scholars like you.

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Psychoanalysis is out, under a therapeutic disguise, to do away entirely with the moral faculty in man.

Mediocrity is contextual.

There's a complete difference between training for a specific event and goal and just training.

We grant no dukedoms to the few, We hold like rights and shall; Equal on Sunday in the pew, On Monday in the mall. For what avail the plough or sail, Or land, or life, if freedom fail?

Whom God has put asunder, why should man put together?

There are a lot of guys who have terrible throwing motions-worse than mine. But they still get the ball downfield. That's all that matters.