I actually like talking.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Give all of life’s oxygen to the fire that is your soul.

For really there is nothing like wings for getting you into trouble. But, on the other hand, if you are in trouble, there is nothing like wings for getting you out of it.

... anyone who really believed what they were saying could get it said in a lot fewer words.

Look at the world. There is no pure competitor to the United States of America.

But there's a twist. There's always a twist.

Do not be proud of your inconsistency. It is a pity, it is a pity that we should be equipped like this. It is a pity that Man cannot be at the same time impressive and truthful.

One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

To love with the spirit is to pity, and he who pities most loves most.

We live in a material world. I'm not saying that beautiful things don't enhance our lives. But, in our culture, we're never happy.