I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

You could do a lot worse.

All but one of Zoe Pendergraft's friends were dead.

The sparrows jumped before they knew how to fly, and they learned to fly only because they had jumped

I'm not going anywhere...

I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

I need to start honing in on projects that I want to devote my time to and not put my energies into the unattainable ones.

You must find something that you deeply love and are passionate about and are willing to sacrifice a lot to achieve.

The only part of Christian teachings which will be truly accepted by the Chinese people is Christ's injunction to be "harmless as doves" but "wise as serpents.

Beautiful, see the cloud, the cloud appear. Beautiful, see the rain, the rain draw near.

From my point of view, your life is already a miracle of chance waiting for you to shape its destiny.