I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

It does not cost you any money to dream.

I'm actually most comfortable when I'm in a bikini, running around on the beach, like, no makeup. It's really free-feeling, whereas I'm always having to get dressed up and putting makeup on.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

There's no time in life to do all the roles I'd like to play.

I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role.

that if you don't read nobody does

A dwelling should be not a retreat from space, but life in space.

The element of harmony is super important.

Men that hazard all Do it in hope of fair advantages: A golden mind stoops not to shows of dross.