I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

The best place to find God is not in the temple, but your heart, where kindness and love reside.

My goal involves a hammock, a vegetable patch, and a solar-powered house. And I hope to eventually get there.

There is superficial conflict but deep concord between science and theistic religion, but superficial concord and deep conflict between science and naturalism

Today, I don't believe in destiny. But I do believe in history...There's nothing more powerful than history.

I've only done one shoot where it's modeling clothes, not like me in my environment. And the stylist, literally, I had her stand behind the photographer and do poses.

What [Adolf Hitler] felt deep inside he wasn't going to show to outsiders.

We mortals hear only the news, and know nothing at all.

Mimicking people was something I did already.

Some days seem to fit together like a stained glass window. A hundred little pieces of different color and mood that, when combined, create a complete picture.

Out of five hundred who speak glibly of love, not one can spell the first letter of his name.