I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Your Purpose in life goes beyond 9-5pm and obviously beyond your pension age. Identify, pursue and nurture until it becomes a lifestyle.

To Truth's house there is a single door, which is experience.

Nobody should be allowed to create general advertising until he has served his apprenticeship in direct-response

No matter what business you're in, everyone in the organisation needs to know why

Where the Internet is about availability of information, blogging is about making information creation available to anyone.

Both the American people and nations that censor the internet should understand that our government is committed to helping promote internet freedom.

As I criss-cross the city hurrying, I feel always the unchanging cold beneath the pavement.

Know not what you know, and see not what you see. [Lat., Etiam illud quod scies nesciveris; Ne videris quod videris.]

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I think that the needs in human life will change and grow and evolve. I do think that that the importance will always be grander than you would ever believe them to be.