I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

Victory honours the brave.

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

Madrid reacting with the forceful protection of bullfighting as an art form is an example of the survival of the old values.

I'm definitely up in weight. I'm looking forward to getting an exercise routine again. It's like a daily decision.

Having experienced everything you don't want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want.

Aristotle could have known so much more if he cooked.

Life is like a cup of tea, the sugar is all at the bottom!

If I could direct it [films] I would be very happy. But the economics of business don't always allow you to do what you want.

Romance fails us and so do friendships, but the relationship of parent and child, less noisy than all the others, remains indelible and indestructible, the strongest relationship on earth