I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

We must never expect discretion in first love: it is accompanied by such excessive joy that unless the joy is allowed to overflow, it will choke you.

That's our job - to strap rockets onto everything.

I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.

The acrid scents of autumn, Reminiscent of slinking beasts, make me fear

I always say that modernization is not an abstract thing; its a very specific task.

Don't judge me by the cover, 'cause I'm a real good book.

I am a 21st century man. I don’t believe in magic. I believe in sweat, tears, life and death.

People say 'follow in the footsteps' but I always find that a strange expression because what you want to do is forge your own path, so to speak.

What makes eBay successful.. the real value and the real power at eBay is the community. It's the buyers and sellers coming together and forming a marketplace.

These two clubs had a monopoly of the domestic honours last season.