I admit I once threw caution to the wind....It doesn't fly well!!

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.

That which sufficeth is not little.

Divine is all Love in its essential nature, and Love is all Divine in its truthful expression.

By phonemic trans-formation into visual terms, the alphabet became a universal, abstract, static container of meaningless sounds.

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.

The abuse of faith has to be resisted precisely.

The car has made our lives more difficult. If not for it, we would have everything we needed within walking distance.

The only difference between a rich man and a poor man, is that the poor man suffers uncomfortably, while the rich man suffers comfortably.