I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

I think about stories and their logic and wonder if there can be any such thing as simply "there is a book.

The future vibrated with uncertainty. I had failed. I had ignorance. I had hope.

There is no greater love than a maker’s for the things she makes. Especially when they grow to be something she never imagined.

Inferiority complex begins when you agree that you are nothing. No one is responsible or author of it except yourself.

Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.

I met a lot of people in Europe. I even encountered myself.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

Work with the raw material you have, namely you, and never let up.

A new model is starting to take root and grow, one in which consumers have more choices, more tools, more information, and more power to guide these choices. I call this emerging model The Mesh.

Let me be clear: There is no stronger advocate for civil liberties in the Senate than myself.