I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Brazil in my younger days).

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

There are some people to whom muddled thinking and self-deception are the two most unforgivable crimes in the world.

Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it's a compliment.

Knowing your inner voice and how you will confront it, is like talking to yourself in front of the mirror and appreciate it.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

The plural of spouse is spice.

I don't like things that can be reproduced. Wood isn't important in itself but rather in the fact that objects made in it are unique, simple, unpretentious.

I owe everything to this football. But I'm proud of what I've made of the opportunity to become a trainer.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

If your heart were sincere and upright, every creature would be unto you a looking-glass of life and a book of holy doctrine.