I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

Your destiny lies in your own hands. But remember it was God who deposited it there!

Love is just a contact of no refusal.

Our flesh is a gift of laughter.

You don't need to see the answer. You just need to ask the questions and believe the answer exists.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Let us read the lives of the saints; let us consider the penances which they performed, and blush to be so effeminate and so fearful of mortifying our flesh.

The journey is the thing.

Couples who come to understand one another often part.

I love working with kids; I find hope in them.

I have never met anyone who is addicted to alcohol who isn't drinking for a lot of dead spirits!