I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

The Hills Have EYes... so be careful where you step and where you go so far one family has went there and few of them have came back!

Half of what I say is meaningless

He will give the devil his due.

Bad men are full of repentance.

I believe [ Rajiv Gandhi] had a real sense that he would be assassinated.

Your competitive advantage must be perceivable, promotable, and something the market will pay for.

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

doubt is the privilege of those who have lived a long time

The fans never send me crazy things. They send me things that they put so much time and effort into making, and they are so amazing. You have to see them!

Human cloning is coming.