I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

Set out to be the person you know you can be. Thinking about it, and talking about it is the first step. If you can imagine it for yourself then you can do it. Take action!

Sufis are not here to satisfy a demand. They exist to share what they have got. These two things are not always the same.

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.

Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.

It's hard to peak when you've been training since 1965.

Somewhere along the line you have to trust someone. You've just got to be clever enough to pick someone who's smart and wholesome and worthy-and then just listen to what they say.

Bankruptcy is a serious decision that people have to make.

The trouble is that no devastating or redeeming fires have ever burnt in my life.... My life began by flickering out.

The most exacting jailer is our own conscience.

What I hate is leather leggings and an ankle boot. I hate the line.