I almost became a music major, but somehow I was so enthralled with the camera and becoming a director that I stuck with film school and theatrics.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

There are portions of Malibu that are very remote; it's like living in the country somewhere.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

Any girl that's got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I'm in love with.

Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?

I started out with this dream of being a director and doing cinematography and bought my first film camera at 15.

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

Men under stress are fools, and fool themselves.

Vanity is but the surface.

I can't drink a wine if it has an ugly label.

You can't make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can't make peace without Syria.

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I stupidly memorize my credit card and use it about thrice weekly for online shopping. The only reason I don't bankrupt myself is that I return about 75% of what I buy.

A great shot is when you pull it off. A smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it.

Unto us all our days are love's anniversaries, each one In turn hath ripened something of our happiness.