I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.

Fear is a basic human instinct and an indicator of the gravity of a situation. It becomes an asset if it is effectively controlled. It becomes a weakness for a man if he lets it prevail over him.

The survival of poor opinions can make a thinker feel as though he is failing humanity.

A leader is he who has a great vision and can inspire others to go along to pursue it with all great passion.

You are God’s special possession.

Whatever you believe in, is true – at least to you! The question is, “How positive and empowering is it, especially in the face of adversity?

I love those connections that make this big old world feel like a little village.

Wisdom is one thing, to know how to make true judgment, how all things are steered through all things.

I don't like very young women very much. Never did.

Be suspicious of what you want.