I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.

The word "impossible" is only in the mindAnd not in the heart.If we can remain in the heart, There will be no end to our progress.

I am not the smartest or most talented person in the world but I succeeded because I keep going and going and going.

God makes provision for our holiness, but He gives us the responsibility of using those provisions.

Those who trespass in others' souls will always get burned in the end.

Women should unite upon a platform of opposition to the teaching and aim of that ever most unscrupulous enemy of freedom--the Church.

The body is extremely important to me, because it is a planet. For instance, if you compare Earth and an astronomer, you will see that the man is a planet.

There's a lot of Google fascination out there and we share it, and we're going to compete, we're going to compete very, very hard.

The Golden Compass is one of the best fantasy / adventure stories that I have read. This is a book no one should miss.

There are bands, like R.E.M., who want to have 17 records, and some are terrible and some are great. I don't know if people think like that anymore. Things are more atomized now.