I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.

This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.

Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.

Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.

I read my eyes out and can't read half enough...the more one reads the more one sees we have to read.

And what this is, I realize, is life. I don't want it. I want my parents and I have for weeks. I've been trying to claw my way back to them, and now I am so close and he is telling me not to.

Our own interests are still an exquisite means for dazzling our eyes agreeably.

If naturalism were true then all thoughts whatever would be wholly the result of irrational causes. It cuts its own throat.

If you're trying to lose weight, you just have to eat less. I mean that.

There are some men formed with feelings so blunt that they can hardly be said to be awake during the whole course of their lives.

Be the day never so long, Evermore at last they ring to evensong.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants.

If you want to play, you gotta pay.