I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

There's nothing an artist needs more - even more than excellent tools and stamina - than a deadline.

What goes on in abstract art is the proclaiming of aesthetic principles... It is in our own time that we have become aware of pure aesthetic considerations. Art never can be imitation.

Sympathy, Love, Fortune... We all have these qualities but still tend to not use them!

To be too conscious is an illness. A real thorough going illness.

Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.

When creating great experiences, it's not so much about doing what users expect. Instead, it's about creating a design that clearly meets their needs at the instant they need it.

You need to just get started. If you never get started, you'll never be successful.

I'm going through the neutral zone and I've got a guy tugging me through the whole way, if I don't go down, I'm not going to get a call.

I believe when it comes to love, there's something intangible about who we are attracted to, and I don't think I have a pattern.

Meditation is the process of quieting one's mind, and letting go of the worries and stress of life.