I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill.

The sun sees your body, the moon sees your soul.

We shouldn't romanticize rejection. There's nothing romantic about rejection. It's horrible.

Humility - the discipline of putting others ahead of self, the choice to value others above self - is, at its core, a matter of faith.

Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.

Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires.

What does it avail you, if of many thorns only one be removed.

Luckily, I'm a governor - so I get to tell you what I've already done not just what I'm going to do.

Great necessity elevates man, petty necessity casts him down

We cannot fail in following nature.