I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

There exist love in every heart.

Going into business without a business plan is like going on a mountain trek without a map or GPS support – you’ll eventually get lost and starve!

I choose not to believe in any gods as an act of charity, ” Marcus said. “Charity toward whom?” “Toward the gods. Seems rude to think they couldn’t make a world better than this,

Knowledge is more important than capital. Lack of capital is a common excuse for not starting a business venture.

I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry relatives.

I love traveling, but I hate planes.

You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.

Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.

Why do men carry guns and build prison camps, when the nurturing earth is made for freedom?

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.