I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

The greatest pleasure I know, is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed; All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have had playmates, I have had companions; In my days of childhood, in my joyful school days - All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.

How convalescence shrinks a man back to his pristine stature! where is now the space, which he occupied so lately, in his own, in the family's eye?

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.

We ain't dependent on social media to reveal our faith and joy. It shows from inside out, for real.

You can lead a man up to the university but you can't make him think.

I will tell you this my darlings, the very worst regrets are the things you couldn't have handled any other way.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

When we focus on others, our world expands.

Don't expect to be able to upload your cat's brain into your Roomba any time soon.

I can be a champion and a public servant also.

All women scientists should marry, rear children, cook, and clean in order to achieve fulfillment, to be a complete woman.

Dear me, I believe I am becoming a god. An emperor ought at least to die on his feet.

A man may not always be what he appears to be, but what he appears to be is always a significant part of what he is.