I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Duress impacts relationships in one of two ways. It either tears people apart... binding them tightly in a common objective.

Each and every decision you make, regardless of its level of intensity, is vitally important as you seek to do God’s will.

I've led a very eclectic life.

I never say who I'm going to vote for, I never tell.

All that is real in human history becomes irrational in the process of time.

To live in this precious animal body on this earth is as great a part of spiritual life as anything else.

Our culture will become like it was during the medieval times when there truly was a cultural elite. The rest of the people will just watch television, which will be their only frame of reference.

Integrity is the light that shines from a disciplined conscience.

Believe me when I say that some of the most amazing music in history was made on equipment that's not as good as what you own right now.

Universe will re-arrange itself accordingly.