I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Leaders are builders. They build bridges to unite, not walls to divide.

Angel exists

I sincerely wish war was a pleasanter and easier business than it is, but it does not admit of holidays.

The negative is the score, and the print the performance.

Light, whether it be material or moral, is the best reformer.

The love of liberty is a common blood that flows in our American veins.

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies.

Even if we are all doomed to live under the state, it doesn't follow that there is, or even can be, such a thing as a good state.

Ronald Reagan said "trust, but verify." President [Barack] Obama is "trust, but vilify." He trusts our enemies and vilifies everyone who disagrees with him.

In Manhattan, when you're out of the front door, you're on, and you have to be ready to smile and speak to people.