I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.

Make people feel great when they feel small. Make them feel responsible when they feel great.

Life is a flower in the garden of humanity. It blooms for a short time and then slowly it disappears and becomes a memory on the canvas of infinite time.

If this is really it...if you're really done with me...will you let me hold you tonight? - Travis

War is hell. Hollywood fantasizes about it and makes it look good... war sucks.

Writing about joyful experiences for just three days can improve people's moods and decrease their visits to health centers a full three months later.

Make things that carry with them the residue of where they have been.

Business, especially big business, is now organized like an army. It is, as some would say, a sort of mild militarism without bloodshed; as I say, a militarism without the military virtues.

I've never seen the devil create music.

Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be.