I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

It's rare - too rare, I have to say - for botanists to become doctors.

I think it will be a miracle if I don't someday end up killing myself.

When I ran for Congress I promised to help make health care affordable again.

I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale

It might be argued that genuine spontaneity is not really possible or desirable so long as printed scores of great works exist. All modern musicians are, for better or worse, prisoners of Gutenberg.

One's favorite book is as elusive as one's favorite pudding.

Models are what they are... people who model clothing, that's all.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

Parkour was never invented by anyone, it's always been here.

Authenticity is more than speaking; Authenticity is also about doing. Every decision we make says something about who we are.