I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

The owl of Minerva begins its flight only with the coming of the dusk.

Anyone who symbolizes himself a hater in anythingdeserves no love at all

Its objects are CONTRACTS with foreign nations which have the force of law, but derive it from the obligations of good faith.

It is an agreeable and yet a painful sense of novelty to stand for the first time in the midst of a people whose language and manners are different from one's own.

There’s a special place in hell for men who convince women their intuition is insecurity to protect their duplicity.

Death knocks at your door, and before you can tell him to come in, he is in the house with you.

After the hockey stick, Sardara Singh scores with the broom! A great effort by him towards a Swachh Bharat.

It's always good to go from a heavy song to a softer one. It helps having the attention of the audience for the whole show - three hours of the same songs for the whole show is boring.

No man is rich who is unsatisfied, but who wants nothing possess his heart's desire.

I took a Fear of Flying class, and I always missed the class, because I was always flying.