I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies - Q

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Life is like a boxing match, keep on throwing those punches and one of them will land.Kevin Lane - The Shawshank Prevention

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

A work of art is above all an adventure of the mind.

I take friendship very seriously.

Mathematics can remove no prejudices and soften no obduracy. It has no influence in sweetening the bitter strife of parties, and in the moral world generally its action is perfectly null.

Education is a task for both parents and state. The state, parents, and children all have interests that must be protected.

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else.

The problem with many athletes is they take themselves seriously and their sport lightly.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

It's hard to find a girl with a heart of gold, when you're living in a four letter world.