I always fielded the team that I felt had the greatest chances of success.

Thomas Muller is not the best in the world. But he is the best in what he does

I owe everything to this football. But I'm proud of what I've made of the opportunity to become a trainer.

The older you've gotten, the more respect and admiration you've received.

I'd say that individuals are respected who stick to their convictions instead of doing whatever happens to be in fashion.

There was a moment of hesitation, and then her mouth opened against his, and her tongue slid into his mouth, and he was, under the strange stars, utterly, irrevocably lost.

Hey…you don’t look like a rabbit.

Sports fans eat shit.

I try not to make plans. Because, even the best laid plans etc. etc.

When you reach round a dark corner to switch on a light, be careful. Slenderman will often run his finger over the back of your hand. This is the first signal of his interest in you.

I'm going to continue writing. I'll always be a storyteller. But I'm also taking time to enjoy my life.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Taxpayers should not be coerced into giving up their privacy rights just to file their taxes.

I think they've been baby bummers.

The highest wisdom and the highest genius have been invariably accompanied with cheerfulness. We have sufficient proofs on record that Shakespeare and Socrates were the most festive companions.