I always get scared of traffic cops when I'm driving, like I freak out even when I'm not doing anything wrong. I still think they're going to pull me over and arrest me.

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

I live in New York and it's the greatest city, but sometimes I want to move to the place with the porch and the lemonade and the farm.

If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.

I did try to get a few of those teen high-school movies, but they just didn't like me. I guess I wasn't a certain type.

I, like many people, am constantly on my phone.

People say 'nerd' condescendingly, but when you're older you start to realize that it's the nerds who grow up to be the cool ones.

I'm open to whatever is meant to be, it will be.

I think people really don't like cops so much; they're kind of rude to them or treat them like they can't see them.

When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone.

I feel like the ideal length is three months. I go short and sweet on the engagement. I did have a longish engagement, but I think short and sweet is best.

The pen is mightier than the sword as long as it doesn't run out of ink.

If I flew for you, you would still be standing.

The word "elegance" is a bit different now.

At the start of any program, asking questions is the most important part of the process. If you get [the customer's] requirements wrong, then you don't have a successful product.

I went straight out of high school, and when I was 17, all I wanted to do was play guitar.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

America's greatest sin is the refusal to delay gratification.

Being the “best you can be” is really only possible when you are deeply connected to another. Splendid isolation is for planets, not people.

I have someone. He's 25. It's nothing serious.

Resist Impulses to Label Yourself with Descriptions that Limit You in Any Way.