I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!

Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month.

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

I have known men who could see through the motivations of others with the skill of a clairvoyant only to prove blind to their own mistakes. I have been one of those men.

While I'm leader, nothing will be off limits - there will not be one policy, one rule, one way of working which cannot be changed.

The gigantic intellect, the envious temper, the ravenous ambition and the rotten heart of Daniel Webster.

You can't control the quality of projects that are coming to you, so if you get several in a row that are quality, you take them.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

The time has come to accept in our hearts and minds that with freedom comes responsibility.

We must create a kind of globalization that works for everyone... and not just for a few.

Gossip involves saying behind a person’s back what you would never say to his or her face. Flattery means saying to a person’s face what you would never say behind his or her back.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Design is inherently optimistic. That is its power.