I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

we are here confronted with an irreducible oddity about all human societies: all are strung around figments of the human imagination.

When kindness comes at the expense of truth, it is not a kindness worth having. And when generosity leads to silence or abuse, it is not a generosity worth giving.

While many people are proud of being self-made, it only explains all the flaws.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Look, coaching is about human interaction and trying to know your players. Any coach would tell you that. I'm no different.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Everyone who raps isn't hip-hop. To be hip-hop, you've got to know the culture. You got to know the history.

There are things you don't do in life. You don't tug on superman's cape.

God has invited us, as mere human beings, to add to the beauty of his plan and creation

I think IT projects are about supporting social systems - about communications between people and machines. They tend to fail due to cultural issues.