I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Oleander time, she said. Lovers who kill each other now will blame it on the wind.

When God wanted to create the horse, he said to the South Wind, "I want to make a creature of you. Condense." And the Wind condensed.

My background playing soccer gave me a natural advantage over many of the American-born players.

In nakedness I behold the majesty of the essential instead of the trappings of pretension.

If I am just home and writing, I become very strange.

The major reason why Instagram works is that you can follow anyone out there and start following their photos immediately.

The world was to me a secret which I desired to devine.

I am saying voluntarily that I have sung for almost every religious group in the country, from Jewish and Catholic, and Presbyterian and Holy Rollers and Revival Churches.

The end of education is character