I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

How dare a person tell a woman, how to dress, how to talk, how to behave! Any being who does that, is no human.

Next-generation technology, she thought. A few extra processors, and it starts getting a high opinion of itself.

Past scholars studied to improve themselves; Today's scholars study to impress others.

When I need to relax, I love to go to the movies or watch a good TV series. I also practice a lot of sport, mostly tennis and swimming.

We are never further from what we wish than when we believe that we have what we wished for.

I cannot comprehend fundamentalism. It's fundamentally wrong.

Nothing is more tedious than the dreaming platitude.

The health of our waters is the principle measure of how we live on the land.

Leading a band is fun, but it's not always something I want to continually focus on. I have my toes in a lot of different things.