I always knew I would turn a corner and run into this day, but I ain't prepared for it nohow.

How in the hell could God take the black earth and make himself a white man out of it?

Dear Homeschool Mom, You've got this! God called you to it, and He will see you through it. Inhale Grace. Exhale Doubt.

We don't know what's happened out there since they put us in here, or how many generations have lived and died since they did.We could be the last people left.

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

Men always want to be remembered whereas women realize that requires being dead.

Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature's softened, and more gentle grows.

Beauty is the highest of all these occult influences, the quality of appearances that thru' the sense wakeneth spiritual emotion in the mind of man.

It's fun to give pleasure to people.

Want girls to let you put your fingers in certain places? Get a manicure.