I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

What happened in Your past will help accelerate you to your future

To hear is one thing, to know is another.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I now had enough faith not only to believe there were answer, but to feel certain that those answers would become apparent at some point in the future.

I'm happy to see the union come together. We really need to clear up the public perception of what's going on.

It is not usual to speak of an employee as a partner, and yet what else is he?

I do not have much confidence in the political system and never did. My goal has always been to change people's minds because as long as people demand more government, they will get it.

And while we are on the subject of medication you always need to look at risk versus benefit.

It is pointless to say that this or that night was the worst of my life. I have so many bad nights to choose from that I've made none the champion.