I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can't stop it.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

Why do relationships have to be so complicated?

My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.

In regards to planning your career, you need to treat it (your career) just like a business.

I loved doing Baywatch. It was so much fun!

I used to date Olivia Munn... But when she was 'Lisa,' that was the problem. She wasn't Asian back then.

I feel like, I mean, there's no new wheel, you know. A newsmagazine is what it is.

The common vice of democracy is disregard for morality.

I'm absolutely not looking for someone who agrees with me about everything or someone who wants to please me by believing what I believe.

Who saves his country violates no law.

I know death follows me, but I murder him first.