I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

A man is his tallest when he is down on his knees in prayer.

After an unequivocal experience of the inefficacy of the subsisting federal government, you are called upon to deliberate on a new Constitution for the United States of America.

Never be too proud to get down on your knees and pray.

Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think about the good times you have given me and everything seems good again.

A revival of religion presupposes a declension.

It's very easy to go down, so always live up. Incline yourself upward.

At sixteen, the adolescent knows about suffering because he himself has suffered, but he barely knows that other beings also suffer.

What we need is endless courage.

Yielding is the manner of the Way.

I trust everyone. I just don't trust the devil inside them.