I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

All hail, Queen Shit-of-Liesville!

The traveling heart went free / With endless streams; that strife was stopped; / And down a thousand vales I dropped, / I flowed to Italy.

I learn from every movie I do because on every movie, I have a different experience.

Uncertain whose the narrowest span,--the clown unread, or half-read gentleman.

Beauty is an internal light, a spiritual radiance that all women have, but most women hide - unconsciously denying its existence. What we do not claim, remains invisible.

Those who think he had lucky breaks are not only unaware of the real story but also fall prey to that sin of the mediocre: bitchiness about others’ success

Prejudices are not easily got rid of as an old coat which is no longer thought of.

While we cannot always choose what happens to us, we can choose our responses.

The secret of success in pitching lies in getting a job with the Yankees.

I measure success by how many people love me. And the best way to be loved is to be lo veable.